Corrupt A Wish!! Game

K well to play all you do is corrupt the wish of the person ahead of you and once you do start your own. Here is an example.

Person 1: I wish i could fly
Person 2: Granted, but you get hit by a plane. I wish for a dog.
Person 3: Granted, but it hates you to death. I wish I have pie.
Person 4: Granted, but it is fake. I wish I was superman.

(must add But ..... <<~~ Reason)

Now hopefully you understand it. Now then to start off:

I wish we had more people on this server

Granted,but then our server will lag. I wish for a Girl.

Granted, But you got me. I wish to become a GM :p

Granted, But then there will be 2000 ban appeals . I wish to become Obama :p

Granted, But you're in in USA. I wish i own a big house

Granted, But you will feel lonely. I wish I am famous

Granted, but your privacy will be invaded. I wish to kill the EBPQ bear in one hit.

Granted but you cant make it to the bear. i wish i had infinite cash.